Lets get right down to the burning question about THC detox …
… pardon the pun
How do I detox my body of THC, or pass a THC drug test?
Here’s the good news…
Marijuana (or THC) typically stays in the system for between 3-90 days depending on your frequency of use and the strength of the dope…BUT, even if you’re a heavy user (in the literal sense or physical sense), it is possible for you to detox fairly quickly and pass any type of drug test with a good THC detox kit.
If you’re looking to do a THC detox to pass a drug test for THC at school or work, you basically have 3 options. Check all 3 of your options below, and then you can decide which one suits your needs best.
Option 1 – Full THC Detox (For All Urine, Blood & Saliva Tests)
If you want to be 100% sure that your body will be detoxed of THC, safest choice is to get some Toxin Rid. Toxin Rid is an all-natural THC detox kit, and is guaranteed (or you get your money back) to rid your body of all THC and unwanted toxins.
I’ve personally never heard of anyone who completed the Toxin Rid detox failing a test, which means it’s pretty darn effective. The kit comes in 1-10 day programs (the 5 day program is the most popular, and is designed for people with heavy toxin exposure).
It also comes with complete directions for how to use it effectively, so you can’t mess up. “Toxin Rid” clears your blood, urine, and saliva of THC, so you’ll be sure to have everything out of your system completely within a few short days.
Option 2 – Ready Clean (For Supervised Urine Tests)
If you have a supervised urine test, Ready Clean is a great option. Ready Clean has been wildly popular amongst test passers for many years now. A quick search on Google or any hippy forum will confirm that everyone who tries it raves about it.
Basically, you drink one bottle of Ready Clean 1 hour before your test, and it masks the THC in your system for a span of 2-4 hours. All you have to do is drink the entire bottle, followed by a couple liters of water, and there will be no trace of THC in your urine.
I recommend taking some vitamin B12 to give your urine a yellow color so you don’t raise any suspicion if your urine is clear, and you’ll be laughing all the way to a pass.
Option 3 – Synthetic Urine (For Unsupervised Urine Tests)
The 3rd option, if you have an unsupervised urine test to pass, is to buy some synthetic urine. This method works 100% of the time for unsupervised urine tests, because it’s impossible to tell the stuff from real urine. Just pre-mix it with water before your test and carry it in your pocket or strapped to your leg. Some of the higher-end kits even come with a heater and thermometer to make sure your fake urine is the right temperature when you hand it to the tester. Brilliant, eh?
If you’re doing a completely unsupervised test, this is probably your easiest (and cheapest) bet. It’s virtually guaranteed to work, so it’s a good thing to keep around if you think you might get tested by surprise.
NOTE: If you want to be 100% sure that you’ll pass a drug test, I highly recommend buying a marijuana home testing kit and testing yourself at home beforehand (they’re very inexpensive, and should cost you no more than $10…which is well worth your peace of mind).
You can get a THC home testing kit here.
On another note, if your goal is to fully quit smoking marijuana, and you could use a little help, I highly recommend this program. This “complete guide to quitting marijuana” eBook also comes with an all-natural THC detox home program (that’s free). Even if you’re not quitting and just want to detox to feel healthy, the unique detox program they give you is something you can do at home on your own time for very little money, so it’s worth checking out. You can learn more, and see if you think it’s right for you here.
Thats about it. Best of luck y’all!
Here’s rootin’ for ya,
Brad Keyton, “THC Detox Master”
p.s. If you have any questions about THC detox kits or how to detox for THC, please feel free to ask them in the comment section.
p.p.s. If you know of anything else that works, please share below!